9/10/2023 0 Comments Wizard with a gun trailer![]() ![]() Who wouldn't want to step into the big, binman's shoes of a Computer cockney? So come on, Ubisoft. It explains the plot of the game, there's not a colon in sight, and it's got human appeal. And let's face it, that's just a much better name. The whole package, I suggest, could be renamed "Computer Cockneys Look For A Load Of Robots". And obviously, since there isn't a single dog in the game, let alone any Romans, the basic Watch Dogs: Legion moniker would have to go too. Going by the plot description, it sounds like it's about looking for a load of robots. an actual blood line, left behind your character like a snail's trail. Watch Dogs Legion's Bloodline DLC would need a lot of work, unless the DLC just happens to feature an eerie, omnnipresent filament of gore, i.e. You'd know exactly what you'd be getting with that one, eh? It would now be called "Keep The Dinosaurs Inside The Fences, For The Second Time". Parks, after all, cannot undergo the process of biological evolution. Jurassic World Evolution 2 (which I always have to retype from Jurassic Park Evolution because the words 'Jurassic Park' were tattooed on my brain when I was nine years old) would be going out of the window too. Sorry, my bad - Tom Clancy's Very Competent Soldiers Killing Slime Men. Rainbow Six Extraction, for example, (a game whose name I literally just had to check because I couldn't remember what ominous noun had replaced 'Quarantine' in its original title), would now be called "Very Competent Soldiers Killing Slime Men". Certainly, the summer announce season, with its week-long bombardment of reveals, would be drastically easier to keep track of if every developer was forced to title games with the bluntest possible summary of their contents. How calm and orderly my mental map of PC gaming might be, if its contents were so self-explanatory. I dread to think how many hours I could have saved over the years if only all developers were so forthright in slapping the game name saveloy on the chip-shop counter. Nope, I shall still be saying, "Lol, how good a name is Wizard With A Gun?" what was it called again?" before googling "gun wizrard devolver gam" and being informed it was called Musketmages Of Blasteroonia: Ordeal Of The Bloodlords. In months to come, when wondering about how work's coming along on all the games announced this summer, I won't be saying, "Ooh, that one with the gun wizards. But alas, I have just phoned my lawyer (who also has a gun, I should warn you), and she says my home is safe.Īnyway, the point is, I'll never forget the name of Wizard With A Gun. The most accurate title for the game would have been Wizards With Guns. One even had a gun pointed at them! But then schlink, out slid the bladdy glock, didn't it? And from there, it was bullets all the way home. I was sweating for a bit there, since the trailer's first thirty seconds depicted a trio of wizards, but all conspicuously unarmed, and in various states of peril. ![]() Let's see if I am correct, or if I have ruined my family's life by promising to email their house to loads of strangers. I'm guessing the trailer will feature a Wizard, who possesses a gun. Reading the word "deal" counted as agreeing to the deal, I'm afraid, so let's play. If I guess right, you have to read the rest of this post. If I guess wrong, I'll email you my house. But I bet you my entire house I can tell you what's in it. I've not yet watched the trailer for Wizard With A Gun, announced during last night's Devolver Digital stream at E3. ![]()
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